emb Ti Chu Kum Lan?: Balancing Act
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Saturday, October 02, 2004

Balancing Act

Was reading a bit of eddax's blog http://eddax.livejournal.com/

A nice read for someone like me who is also on a diet cum gym combo, was interesting what he said about the advantages and disadvantages of weight loss which triggered something in my mind.

One of the thing i hate about having loss some weight is the fact that you need to literally re-adjust your toilet habits. Previously, with a fatter ass, when i sit on the toilet its like, "Hello, i'm here"... now, it is like "Oops, too much to the left" etc so a bit of re-adjustment or balancing needs to be done.

People with tiny asses may find it natural, but geez, it ain't for me. Its like learning to ride a bicycle all over again. Hmmm... i just wonder what those really really skinny people do, must be a damn chore to have to balance precariously on the toilet seat while mustering enough strength to squeeze those toxic pieces of shit out da ass.... haha, i'm getting gross and will stop.

Just went to catch White Chicks at Cineleisure, man what a lame movie. It has no real plot, no real substance, the acting was atrocious and most of the laughs were cheap. OK, if you were there just for the mindless jokes then i guess you can try catching it. I did find myself uncharacteristically laughing aloud at Terry Crews' singing cum gesturing of Vanessa Carlton's A Thousand Miles, that for me was really hilarious.

Before the movie, went to Taka to buy a birthday gift for a friend. Did not know that the sports dept had 20% off nett priced items, and on top of that, i enjoy an additional 10% for using the Taka card, yeah!!! Due to the time constraint, did not have much time to look around so may pop by again this weekend.... but come to think of it, i don't really need any clothes at the moment so why bother :( i'm such a sucker for sale events